I’ve always Loved this cute poem / ditty, it was in my Church Bulletin in the early 60’s. I’ve kept it with me since then.
DUZ you DREFT with the TIDE? VEL, now is the time to CHEER up. If you want real JOY, the TREND is to BREEZE to Church Sunday. But too many people WOODBURY their heads in a pillow or work to make their car SPARKLE, forgetting that the Lord’s day was made for LESTOIL. When the Lord is put first, a DOVE will never have to be out with an S.O.S. 4-U who put the Almighty last. Maybe we ought to DIAL you and remind you of the IVORY palace yonder. This is not silly BAB-O. Worship is intended as your LIFEBUOY, now why not WISK yourself out of bed next Sunday, dress SPIC ‘N SPAN and DASH like a COMET to Sunday School. As you sing PRAISE to God, and hear his work, you ALL will get a wonderful CLEANSER for your soul, and you’ll feel like MR. CLEAN all week.
Hope you enjoyed it also. – OmaEagle